If it's because we're firing them from catapults
I'm unconvinced. Would not fright be the emotion uppermost in their tiny featherbrains as they found themselves elastically propelled toward an unlikely construction of blocks serving as a...
View ArticleIt's the pigs
The green pigs have stolen the birds' eggs. The birds have elected to employ some frankly bizarre tactics to regain custody of their unborn children. Exactly why they've chosen to fling themselves out...
View ArticleTime Of The Month?
(sorry - male chauvinist, misogynist overload) Despite my tongue being placed firmly in my cheek, I'll get me coat and grab a tin hat at the same time
View ArticleHow can I ever thank you, Captain Underpants?
As with any good answer, though, more questions are raised. Whay are the pigs green? Envy? The're envious of the birds' ability to lay eggs, and so resort to nest-knobbling? It seems a stretch to me....
View ArticleIt's just business
The birds and the pigs initially intended a joint venture, setting up a chain of fast-food breakfast outlets serving "rump and cloaca fresh" bacon and eggs. Things started to fall apart when the pigs...
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because they heard their favourite monthly rock & culture magazine has printed its final edition?
View ArticleIt's not the Birds who are angry, is it...?
It's you, Burt. It's you. Come on now, Burt... share your anger. Let it out. You're in a safe place now. The Birds cannot hurt you anymore. Change starts when you admit the problem... *tilts head in...
View ArticleBird-pig joint venture
You all know the old line about the distinction between involvement and commitment? You can define it from your full-English-breakfast plate: the hen was involved, but the pig was committed.
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